11/10/08

TheLifeWeLiveEh:
quite good, you remind me of a cyclops get a really shitty job cleaning an old mans shoe collection.

I'm not sure what exactly to address, because from a distance this comment makes perfect sense. Until you read it, that is.

Firstly, I don't believe this is true idiocy as much as it is full-blown weirdness. Clearly there is some subtler meaning here. Perhaps the author of this phrase was providing us with a simple allegory regarding the thrills and chills of the Hollywood experience. Talent in this case is the cyclops, who becomes a legend, but eventually deteriorates into an ogreish money maker for the rich. Indeed, I feel that we are being challenged to prevent ourselves from devolving to the point of shoe-cleaning in a museum of dead artifacts and broken dreams. Succinct, this single sentence contains both the introduction, the conclusion, and the denouement of a masterpiece.

Delving into this individual's profile reveals the following about their personality:
"Interests and Hobbies: mind enhancing fungises, blondes with curly hair, short brunette girls, philosophy"

What better cocktail for creativity than drugs, sex, and philosophy?