Showing posts with label youtube. Show all posts
Showing posts with label youtube. Show all posts

3/10/09

marymouse:
Oh.....I gonna have musical orgasm...such a dream piano )))

Dan4157
wow... it must be embarrassing to be around you

It is. We never bring her to parties unless we have on good authority that there will be no music.

Freakin' pervert.

11/10/08

TheLifeWeLiveEh:
quite good, you remind me of a cyclops get a really shitty job cleaning an old mans shoe collection.

I'm not sure what exactly to address, because from a distance this comment makes perfect sense. Until you read it, that is.

Firstly, I don't believe this is true idiocy as much as it is full-blown weirdness. Clearly there is some subtler meaning here. Perhaps the author of this phrase was providing us with a simple allegory regarding the thrills and chills of the Hollywood experience. Talent in this case is the cyclops, who becomes a legend, but eventually deteriorates into an ogreish money maker for the rich. Indeed, I feel that we are being challenged to prevent ourselves from devolving to the point of shoe-cleaning in a museum of dead artifacts and broken dreams. Succinct, this single sentence contains both the introduction, the conclusion, and the denouement of a masterpiece.

Delving into this individual's profile reveals the following about their personality:
"Interests and Hobbies: mind enhancing fungises, blondes with curly hair, short brunette girls, philosophy"

What better cocktail for creativity than drugs, sex, and philosophy?

5/11/08

yutomai:
????!!

He is two-thirds confused - the remaining third is excitement.

5/1/08

Guacamole1000:
That sounds like a cat dying in a cheese grater!

azmegladon:
that was a very mean and funny comment. shame on you.

Folks, there is absolutely nothing funny about a cat dying in a cheese grater accident.

2/21/08

This post is less about idiocy and more about good old-fashioned confusion:

JeffW77:
Jeff Beck...Thank you. You are an INNOVATOR. You are a MAN. Jeff Wilson, age 52, Portland, Oregon USA

blackl1steddrums:
why does everyone hate on this comment?

I really don't know why everyone hated this comment. It was a COMMENT! It was a comment that INNOVATED! This comment PUSHED THE ENVELOPE!

2/16/08

gtbabe1987:
i dont get how this song could possibly be so amazing wen i havnt heard of it and none of my friends hav either??? i only looked it up cuz i was listening to hannah montana and now i wish i hadn't-this song sux
-ps. i really dont care how ppl reply to this comment if u like the song...cuss me out..see if i care


The song in question? Corey Hart's "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night." I'm not really sure how an 80's one-hit-wonder is related to a prepubescent pop diva, unless the poster is inferring that they are both the subject of poor taste. If this is the case, it's a wonder they haven't been rickroll'd to death.

Overall the most disturbing thing about the post is the poster's professed age. At the time of the posting it seems that this individual was old enough to buy liquor. Actually, now it all makes sense - maybe the new collegiate pastime is getting wasted and watching horrible Disney channel shows while surfing the internet. But really, who knows? The ways of the moron are mysterious indeed . . .